Lazy Cat Cake Recipe

Lazy Cat Cake Recipe

Ingredients

Chocolate Cake Base

  • 250 g (2 cups) all-purpose flour
  • 400 g (2 cups) caster sugar
  • 8 g (2 tsp) baking powder
  • 6 g (1 ½ tsp) bicarbonate of soda
  • 45 g (½ cup) cocoa powder – the darker, the better
  • 2 eggs
  • 240 ml (1 cup) black coffee – strong and judgmental
  • 120 ml (½ cup) Olive Oil
  • 240 ml (1 cup) milk

Frosting

  • 125 g (½ cup) cream cheese – room temp
  • 80 ml (⅓ cup) sweetened condensed milk
  • 300 ml (1¼ cups) heavy/whipping cream
  • ½ tsp vanilla extract optional but recommended if you’re extra like that

Ganache

  • 100 g (3.5 oz) dark chocolate
  • 100 ml (3.5 oz) heavy cream really hot

Chocolate Cereal Topping

  • 30 g (1¼ cups) rice krispies or cocoa puffs
  • 30-45 g (2-3 tbsp) melted dark chocolate
  • 15 g (2-3 tbsp) unsweetened cocoa powder

Instructions

  • Mix your dry stuff into a greased pan, add the wet stuff, stir like your arm depends on it.
  • Bake at 175°C (350°F) for 30–35 mins or until a toothpick comes out mostly clean.
  • Let the cake chill out on a rack.
  • Whip cream cheese until smooth. Add condensed milk, then heavy cream and vanilla. Whip until fluffy and spreadable. Try not to “taste test” it all away.
  • Pour hot cream over chopped chocolate. Wait a minute. Stir. Boom: instant velvety chocolate love.
  • Mix your cereal with melted chocolate and cocoa powder. Set aside. Try not to snack it all before topping the cake.
  • Cake → frosting → cake → more frosting → ganache waterfall → cereal crown.
  • Refrigerate it for a couple of hours. It sets better.